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For whitey and her cookies
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And today in zombie news, Texas woman eats her baby’s brain
Today’s zombie news comes from Texas, where a new mother killed her only child and ate its brains. Otty Sanchez, 33, had spent years in and out of psychiatric care, according to her aunt Gloria Sanchez, who told the Associated Press, “Otty didn’t mean to do that. She was not in her right mind.”
REALLY?! FUCKING REALLY?!! ugh, we’re all gonna die…. -
guys i can’t stop coming back to this
#KIND PEOPLE #I HAVE FOUND A GREAT LAKE IN THIS GRAND FORTRESS OF THE MAN OF IRON #THE SLOPING DEVICE CREATES A TINGLE IN MY STOMACH HAW HAW #I FEEL FREE AND SWIFT LIKE THE GRAND MJOLNIR IN THE WIND #IT IS CALLED “SLIDE” SAYETH THE BIRD MAN #THIS JOY SLIDE #I LIKE IT #ANOTHER!
I want to see all of these “thor says” tags.(via thewonkytardis)
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Once again:
No, I do not like gay porn. Some of you send it to me anyway. I have no issue with it. BUT CAN WE ALL REMEMBER THAT I LIKE BREASTS AND VAGINAS?
Thank you.
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Why Meenah may be my favorite ancestor
MEENAH: shit man why do i gotta explain this to a presumably rational person
MEENAH: just tell me what ma junk was bitch!
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You know youre a Homestuk fan when
….You get turned on by bukets, and feel like a murder when you eat a PBJ.
ok
fuck
you have got to be fucking with me
You know you’re on Tumblr when you see dumb shit like this.
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I have seen this once. *facepalm*
I honestly loved Cupcakes. It ain’t canon people, fucking deal.
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SO I JUST
WATCHED
SOMEONE PLAY
SCP CONTAINMENT BREACH FUCK NO
GOD I CANT
wHY
oh gosh oh gosh i know how you feel
that…
I’d love to, but i’m fuckin swamped with work. go on ahead, i’ll message you when i’m done. Btw? ….the map layout, and events change everytime you start it back up~
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SO I JUST
WATCHED
SOMEONE PLAY
SCP CONTAINMENT BREACH FUCK NO
GOD I CANT
wHY
oh gosh oh gosh i know how you feel
that game is scary as hell
About that …
Where can I get SCP Containment Breach?
Press here to shit your pants
Thank you
I’ll go get scared shitless now
I LOVE SCP~!
