if i ever stop talking to you as much
- its not you
- there are a lot of things going on right now and idk what im doing and i often forget the fact that i have friends omfg
- i still want to be close
if i ever message/text/call/ect you a lot
- pls let me know bc i dont want to make you uncomfortable or bug you
- be a Pal; dont let me make an asshat out of myself
- ps its more than likely because i want to be close
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
you ask him nicely
i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter
i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know
TELL ME AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT YOURSELF
AND I WILL REPLY WITH AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT MYSELF THAT I THINK OF WHEN I READ YOURS. IT MAY BE ENTIRELY RELATED, OR ONLY RELATED IN THE WEIRDEST, BROADEST DEFINITIONS.
BUT DO IT.
Great things to say during intercourse:
- Yes, this is agreeable
- Excellent. I’ll note this down in my memoirs
- What a surprising twist!
- Aren’t human beings remarkable?
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This aint a
It’s a god damn
this aint a scene girl its a god damn ugandan people doing a handstand race?
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE THIS POST OUT FOR A MILLION YEARS
What the actual fuck is going on in that first picture????????
Is no one going to tell them what it means or
Imagine the following:
Dirk has been ambushed.
His sword is in his sylladex.
He has mere moments before the enemies cut into him.
So he does what he must.
Rap very quietly under his breath to get his weapon.
people who can literally only focus on the rough voice acting in the last two RWBY trailers and none of the good things
People deciding RWBY will be either awesome or terrible before the first episode is even out yet.
People deciding not to invest in gold
When something you do makes a fart sound and you desperately try to re-create it so others know it wasn’t an actual fart.